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Ricky: The Rat Who Became Florida’s Governor

One day, Ricky the Rat decided to run for Florida Governor. Many of his rat friends were taken aback. “But you’re a rat,” one said. Ricky ignored them. Soon, he gathered other rats who did believe in him. Next, in … Continue reading

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