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Tag Archives: poetry
American Booty Book Covers in London
Last week, my buddy Joe Romain Facebook-messaged me some pics. I live in Orlando, Florida. Joe lives in London, England. Recently, Joe walked around London with my two books The Butt Freak Blues and Three Orlando Nightspots. The Butt Freak … Continue reading
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Tagged booty, Buckingham Palace, church, God Save the Queen, london, Parliament UK, photography, poetry, Westminster Abbey
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110 Pics of Folks Who Bought My Orlando Photo and Poetry Book
About two years ago, I created my photo and poetry book Three Orlando Nightspots. (The book and Kindle version are available on Amazon.) For six months, I photographed Orlando nightspots 64 North, The Patio and Aero. During this time, I … Continue reading
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Tagged 64 North, Aero Orlando, facebook, photography, poetry, self-publishing, The Patio Orlando
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Miss You’re-So-Vain (an anti-romance poem)
You’re so vain. Bet you think this poem is about you. Know you think this poem is about you. Still got looks that kill. Dudes still crazy over you. Dudes still wanting your extra time and your kiss. Dudes … Continue reading
Aging Pretentious Artist (a poem)
Middle-aged undiscovered artist. Bitter. Angry. Still wondering why the less talented received all the breaks and they didn’t. Flashback to their twenties. Arrogant. Know-it-all. Wouldn’t listen to constructive criticism. Dismissed current popular artists. Called their work garbage. Years … Continue reading
Laptop DJ ( a poem)
Use to DJ some years back.Made more money in Sanford than I did in Orlando. Had a weekly gig in Sanford.Two nights a week at a joint called Little Fish, Huge Pond.Most folks appreciated me.Patrons even celebrated my birthday there.Surprised me … Continue reading
Drunk Girls, Black Girls, Latinas and Poetry: Reasons to Buy My Photo-Book
Last year, I self-published my photo-book Three Orlando Nightspots. The book and kindle form are both available on Amazon. By advertising on Facebook, I have more success selling the books on the streets. So, here are reasons you should buy … Continue reading
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Tagged black girls, drunk girls, Latinas, photo-book, photography, poetry
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France’s Bootyphobia (A Serena Williams Poem)
French Tennis Federation bans tennis star Serena William’s tight-fitting cat suit. Snooty Federation president says, “One must respect the game and the place.” Serena Williams recently birthed a daughter. Cat suit originally designed to prevent blood clots after daughter’s birth. … Continue reading
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Tagged French Tennis Federation, poetry, serena williams, sports
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