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Aging Pretentious Artist (a poem)

Middle-aged undiscovered artist. Bitter. Angry.  Still wondering why the less talented received all the breaks and they didn’t.   Flashback to their twenties. Arrogant.  Know-it-all. Wouldn’t listen to constructive criticism. Dismissed current popular artists. Called their work garbage.   Years … Continue reading

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Laptop DJ ( a poem)

Use to DJ some years back.Made more money in Sanford than I did in Orlando. Had a weekly gig in Sanford.Two nights a week at a joint called Little Fish, Huge Pond.Most folks appreciated me.Patrons even celebrated my birthday there.Surprised me … Continue reading

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Drunk Girls, Black Girls, Latinas and Poetry: Reasons to Buy My Photo-Book

Last year, I self-published my photo-book Three Orlando Nightspots. The book and kindle form are both available on Amazon. By advertising on Facebook, I have more success selling the books on the streets. So, here are reasons you should buy … Continue reading

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France’s Bootyphobia (A Serena Williams Poem)

French Tennis Federation bans tennis star Serena William’s tight-fitting cat suit. Snooty Federation president says, “One must respect the game and the place.” Serena Williams recently birthed a daughter. Cat suit originally designed to prevent blood clots after daughter’s birth. … Continue reading

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Coughing Fits (a hospital poem)

  I Having a hard time walking up stairs. Always giving out of breath when I walk upstairs to outdoor rooftop bars. Always giving out of breath when I walk upstairs in downtown parking garages. Had a nasty cold recently. … Continue reading

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62 Pics of Folks Who Bought My Orlando Photo/Poetry Book

Back in November, I self-published my photo and poetry book Three Orlando Nightspots. As the book contains pics of cute nightlife women, it also contains poetry dealing with alcohol abuse, my mom’s death and health problems caused by alcohol abuse.  … Continue reading

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How Using Facebook Helps Me Sell Books

Just like I mentioned in the previous blog, I used to see my author friend Christoph Paul upload mobile phone photos on Facebook. The photos contained folks who bought his books. I borrowed that idea for myself. First, I used … Continue reading

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