Category Archives: life

Ass for Days (a poem)

Can’t stop looking at my co-worker’s big ass.  Trying to be a gentleman to her. Trying not to see her as a sex object.  Trying to see her as just another co-worker. Still can’t stop looking at that big ass. … Continue reading

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Photos of Blood Test Bandages

In the previous blog, I wrote about me taking blood tests. For three years, I have been taking them. Sometimes, I would photograph the bandage and upload the pic to Facebook. Today, I decided to share those pics. Enjoy. If … Continue reading

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No Sympathy for a Burning Wells Fargo Building

As riots burn Minneapolis, I heard folks torched a Wells Fargo building. Good! I realize this is the improper way to behave. Arson is wrong. Arson can kill. Arson lowers me to the level of those I despise. Yet, I … Continue reading

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Happy Past Jobs Fired Me

In the previous blog, I mentioned both Wal-Mart and Kmart firing me during economic recessions.  Also, in past blogs, I mentioned Beacham Nightclub firing me. All three incidents left psychological damage I never fully recovered from. As of this writing, … Continue reading

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7 Reasons Why I Don’t Miss Drinking

As of this writing, for over a year, I’ve been sober. Don’t let me mislead you. During this time, on two separate occasions, I drunk a glass of wine. Also, during New Years, I drunk a small portion of Champaign, … Continue reading

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Double Whammy (a poem)

Life pretty much sucks for me right now. My mom died. Suffered a stroke. Was placed on life support. Hospital told younger brother and me to pull the plug. Said mom was not coming back. Family members begged brother and … Continue reading

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Good News: An Ex-Dickhead Boss Got Fired!

Last night, after driving around Orlando, I decided to head to the closest opened Wal-Mart. The reason? I needed to use the restroom.  According to Google, the closest opened Wal-Mart happened to be the store that hired me back in … Continue reading

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How My Deceased Mother Guided Me to a New Car

For those that don’t know, my mom passed away last year. After she died, I somewhat inherited her car, a 2000 Saturn. I didn’t have my own car at the time. So, during both her last days in the hospital … Continue reading

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A Week in Florida Hospital Altamonte Springs

One day back in May, I continued coughing Previously, I had what I thought was either bronchitis or just a bad cold. Whatever it was, it continued lingering on. First, I thought it was going away. Then, the symptoms came … Continue reading

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