Author Archives: Patrick Scott Barnes

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.

Female Democrats Calling President Trump a “Bitch” and a “Motherfucker”!

One of the things that has always pissed me off about Democrats is that they never talk enough shit. As the Republicans both voice and show their nastiness, Democrats usually play nice. Fuck that! Things have now changed! First, Rep. … Continue reading

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Pics of my First Studio Photo Shoot

Last month, I was the second photographer for a fetish shoot. This was for Mister Pierre Fetish Fashion. As the main photographer photographed the models, I was more of the closeup person. This is why the two models aren’t looking … Continue reading

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Orlando’s Tushy Elf AKA Tymisha Harris

Over the years, I’ve been following Orlando-based group Bad Santa and the Angry Elves. The music parodies rock music with raunchy Christmas-themed lyrics. During a break, I photographed portrait shots. The following are two pics of Tushy Elf AKA Tymisha … Continue reading

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Three Pics from Downtown Orlando’s Beth’s Burger Bar

Friday, I read an Orlando Weekly article saying Beth’s Burger Bar was closing its downtown location. After finishing nightclub photography gigs, I would head to Beth’s burgers. Over the years, I took the following iPhone pics there. One night, I … Continue reading

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Nightclub Latina Posing on Stairs

This one is another personal favorite. She has the same birthday as my Grandma Eva, December 25. On Latin Nights at an Orlando nightclub, she always hung around another girl. I could never forget this face.

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Light-Skinned Black VIP Girl

Before this cutie became a bottle girl, she used to work in the lobby.  I forgot what her duties were. I just remember her working at the entrance. This was at an Orlando nightclub I used to photograph.

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