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Author Archives: Patrick Scott Barnes
Miss You’re-So-Vain (an anti-romance poem)
You’re so vain. Bet you think this poem is about you. Know you think this poem is about you. Still got looks that kill. Dudes still crazy over you. Dudes still wanting your extra time and your kiss. Dudes … Continue reading
Weed Smokers Have Higher Sperm Counts, Says Harvard Study
For the record, I don’t smoke weed. Ganja makes me paranoid. The closest I get to smoking marijuana is listening to Cypress Hill music. Yet, as I approach age 50, spending time with Mary Jane might be a good idea. … Continue reading
Posted in health
Tagged cypress hill, harvard study, i got five on it, marijuana sperm count
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Gucci’s Blackface Women’s Jumper Causes Controversy
After all these years of folks complaining about blackface images, you’d think people would learn their lesson. If it isn’t white college kids wearing blackface, it’s a politician who I somewhat went to high school with. This idiot, Mike Ertel, … Continue reading
Posted in fashion, politics
Tagged blackface, florida secretary of state mike ertel, Gucci, gucci blackface jumper
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Smirking MAGA Hat Kid Claims Somebody Called Him a “Cracker”
I’m sure most people have seen it. I’m talking about the video starring the smirking MAGA hat wearing kid. He was smirking at a Native American elder as him and his buddies wore MAGA hats. Nick Sandmann, the kid, has … Continue reading
Posted in politics
Tagged Black Hebrew Israelites, Nick Sandmann, politics, Smirking Maga Hat Kid
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Pics from City Girls’ Outrageous “Twerk feat. Cardi B”
Right about now, this funk soul brother is supposed to be editing photos for a recent photo gig. Yet, this is a booty emergency. Blame the booty distraction on the white man. My white buddy Jason Mosley alerted me to … Continue reading
Posted in booty, Entertaiment, music, Photos
Tagged booty pics, cardi b, city girls, Photos, screenshot, twerk featuring cardi b, twerking
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Aging Pretentious Artist (a poem)
Middle-aged undiscovered artist. Bitter. Angry. Still wondering why the less talented received all the breaks and they didn’t. Flashback to their twenties. Arrogant. Know-it-all. Wouldn’t listen to constructive criticism. Dismissed current popular artists. Called their work garbage. Years … Continue reading
The Booty Pics Month
So far, last month is my biggest moment for booty pics. All of this came as somewhat a surprise. Yet, some folks said it was my reputation proceeding me. All of it happened in Orlando. First, it started during the … Continue reading
