Author Archives: Patrick Scott Barnes

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.

Pics from City Girls’ Outrageous “Twerk feat. Cardi B”

Posted on January 18, 2019

Right about now, this funk soul brother is supposed to be editing photos for a recent photo gig. Yet, this is a booty emergency. Blame the booty distraction on the white man. My white buddy Jason Mosley alerted me to … Continue reading →

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Aging Pretentious Artist (a poem)

Posted on January 16, 2019

Middle-aged undiscovered artist. Bitter. Angry.  Still wondering why the less talented received all the breaks and they didn’t.   Flashback to their twenties. Arrogant.  Know-it-all. Wouldn’t listen to constructive criticism. Dismissed current popular artists. Called their work garbage.   Years … Continue reading →

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The Booty Pics Month

Posted on January 11, 2019

So far, last month is my biggest moment for booty pics. All of this came as somewhat a surprise. Yet, some folks said it was my reputation proceeding me. All of it happened in Orlando. First, it started during the … Continue reading →

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Female Democrats Calling President Trump a “Bitch” and a “Motherfucker”!

Posted on January 7, 2019

One of the things that has always pissed me off about Democrats is that they never talk enough shit. As the Republicans both voice and show their nastiness, Democrats usually play nice. Fuck that! Things have now changed! First, Rep. … Continue reading →

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Pics of my First Studio Photo Shoot

Posted on January 4, 2019

Last month, I was the second photographer for a fetish shoot. This was for Mister Pierre Fetish Fashion. As the main photographer photographed the models, I was more of the closeup person. This is why the two models aren’t looking … Continue reading →

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Orlando’s Tushy Elf AKA Tymisha Harris

Posted on December 25, 2018

Over the years, I’ve been following Orlando-based group Bad Santa and the Angry Elves. The music parodies rock music with raunchy Christmas-themed lyrics. During a break, I photographed portrait shots. The following are two pics of Tushy Elf AKA Tymisha … Continue reading →

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