Author Archives: Patrick Scott Barnes

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.

France’s Bootyphobia (A Serena Williams Poem)

Posted on September 1, 2018

French Tennis Federation bans tennis star Serena William’s tight-fitting cat suit. Snooty Federation president says, “One must respect the game and the place.” Serena Williams recently birthed a daughter. Cat suit originally designed to prevent blood clots after daughter’s birth. … Continue reading →

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7 Reasons Why I Don’t Miss Drinking

Posted on July 24, 2018

As of this writing, for over a year, I’ve been sober. Don’t let me mislead you. During this time, on two separate occasions, I drunk a glass of wine. Also, during New Years, I drunk a small portion of Champaign, … Continue reading →

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Trump Supporter Compares Trump’s Bigots to Black Lives Matter…and Booty!!!

Posted on June 19, 2018

Recently on Facebook, I got into with Trump supporters. One of them compared bigoted Trump followers with Black Lives Matter… and booty. Because a Trump supporter complained about my screenshot not showing the whole conversation, I decided to post the … Continue reading →

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Two Positive Reviews for the Photo and Poetry Book Three Orlando Nightspots

Posted on May 31, 2018

Recently, my self-published photo and poetry book Three Orlando Nightspots received two positive reviews. In Central Florida Post, Patrick Jude writes the following: “Barnes has seamlessly merged his two favorite mediums.” “Nightlife can be a bit of double-edged sword, which … Continue reading →

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Coughing Fits (a hospital poem)

Posted on May 23, 2018

  I Having a hard time walking up stairs. Always giving out of breath when I walk upstairs to outdoor rooftop bars. Always giving out of breath when I walk upstairs in downtown parking garages. Had a nasty cold recently. … Continue reading →

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62 Pics of Folks Who Bought My Orlando Photo/Poetry Book

Posted on May 9, 2018

Back in November, I self-published my photo and poetry book Three Orlando Nightspots. As the book contains pics of cute nightlife women, it also contains poetry dealing with alcohol abuse, my mom’s death and health problems caused by alcohol abuse.  … Continue reading →

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75 Pics of Hispanic Orlando Nightlife Women

Posted on April 27, 2018

What the hell, might as well do a Latina blog, something that’s long overdue. The following are pics I took mostly at Orlando’s The Beacham. Enjoy!

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