Author Archives: Patrick Scott Barnes

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.

Coughing Fits (a hospital poem)

  I Having a hard time walking up stairs. Always giving out of breath when I walk upstairs to outdoor rooftop bars. Always giving out of breath when I walk upstairs in downtown parking garages. Had a nasty cold recently. … Continue reading

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62 Pics of Folks Who Bought My Orlando Photo/Poetry Book

Back in November, I self-published my photo and poetry book Three Orlando Nightspots. As the book contains pics of cute nightlife women, it also contains poetry dealing with alcohol abuse, my mom’s death and health problems caused by alcohol abuse.  … Continue reading

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75 Pics of Hispanic Orlando Nightlife Women

What the hell, might as well do a Latina blog, something that’s long overdue. The following are pics I took mostly at Orlando’s The Beacham. Enjoy!

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Another Video of Orlando Nightclub Security Fighting

Last year, I posted a blog containing video footage of nightclub security beating a guy. This happened at Orlando’s The Beacham. Because of that blog, folks got fired. For those that don’t know, Beacham fired me over a pic I … Continue reading

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What Does Author Raymond Chandler and Rapper Too Short Have in Common?

One night, I watched a YouTube interview of Too Short, one of my all time favorite rappers. Most people know Too Short for his x-rated rhymes and the word “beee-itch”. He was saying “beee-itch” before other rappers started saying it. … Continue reading

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36 Pictures of Ebony Orlando Nightlife Women

Because it’s Black History Month, I’ve decided to group some of my ebony pics together. Most are from my nights photographing for Orlando’s Beacham Nightclub.  Plus in previous blogs, I  posted these pics with women of other ethnic backgrounds Still, … Continue reading

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Five Quick Reasons Oprah Should Run for President

Recently, there’s been talk about Talk Show Queen Oprah Winfrey running for President. Some folks say she should. Haters say she shouldn’t. I think she should run for President. Here’s five reasons why. 1. For better or worse, people already … Continue reading

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