Author Archives: Patrick Scott Barnes

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.

My Third Studio Photo Shoot: A Leather Version

Posted on June 20, 2019

Recently, I photographed Mister Pierre Fetish Fashion. Actually, I was more behind the scenes as the main photographer did the work. Still, in between shoots, the two models would allow me to photograph them. This time around for the blog, … Continue reading →

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My Second Studio Photo Shoot

Posted on April 22, 2019

Earlier this month, I did a second studio photo shoot for Mister Pierre Fetish Fashion. The first one happened last January. Again, just like last time, I was actually the behind-the-scenes-photographer. This is why you won’t see most of the … Continue reading →

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Miss You’re-So-Vain (an anti-romance poem)

Posted on February 15, 2019

You’re so vain. Bet you think this poem is about you. Know you think this poem is about you.   Still got looks that kill. Dudes still crazy over you. Dudes still wanting your extra time and your kiss. Dudes … Continue reading →

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Weed Smokers Have Higher Sperm Counts, Says Harvard Study

Posted on February 8, 2019

For the record, I don’t smoke weed. Ganja makes me paranoid. The closest I get to smoking marijuana is listening to Cypress Hill music. Yet, as I approach age 50, spending time with Mary Jane might be a good idea. … Continue reading →

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Gucci’s Blackface Women’s Jumper Causes Controversy

Posted on February 7, 2019

After all these years of folks complaining about blackface images, you’d think people would learn their lesson. If it isn’t white college kids wearing blackface, it’s a politician who I somewhat went to high school with. This idiot, Mike Ertel, … Continue reading →

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Smirking MAGA Hat Kid Claims Somebody Called Him a “Cracker”

Posted on January 21, 2019

I’m sure most people have seen it. I’m talking about the video starring the smirking MAGA hat wearing kid. He was smirking at a Native American elder as him and his buddies wore MAGA hats. Nick Sandmann, the kid, has … Continue reading →

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Pics from City Girls’ Outrageous “Twerk feat. Cardi B”

Posted on January 18, 2019

Right about now, this funk soul brother is supposed to be editing photos for a recent photo gig. Yet, this is a booty emergency. Blame the booty distraction on the white man. My white buddy Jason Mosley alerted me to … Continue reading →

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