Last week, my buddy Joe Romain Facebook-messaged me some pics. I live in Orlando, Florida. Joe lives in London, England.
Recently, Joe walked around London with my two books The Butt Freak Blues and Three Orlando Nightspots. The Butt Freak Blues is a book of poetry about politics, drinking and booty. Three Orlando Nightspots contains both photos of partying nightlife women and poetry. Nightspots’ poetry deals with drinking, my mom’s death and booty. Out of the two, Three Orlando Nightspots was the most successful.
As Joe traveled around London, he took selfies of himself with my books.
First, there was this shot of Westminster Abbey. Good lord, my booty pics in front of a church! Somebody is going to hell!
Next, it’s Parliament. Maybe, I should’ve included a nasty poem badmouthing Brexit.
Last, it’s Buckingham Palace, the residence of the British Monarchy. Will God save The Queen from my booty pics?
So, there you have it. Instead of the werewolf, you now have American Booty Book Covers in London.