Friday, I read an Orlando Weekly article saying Beth’s Burger Bar was closing its downtown location.

After finishing nightclub photography gigs, I would head to Beth’s burgers.

Over the years, I took the following iPhone pics there.

One night, I ran across my friend Richard (left). He introduced me to John (right). As he may pass for an Anglo, John is a native of Puerto Rico.

He started badmouthing Puerto Ricans born in the States. To John, because they weren’t born in Puerto Rico, Puerto Ricans born in the States shouldn’t call themselves Puerto Ricans.

As I sat at a booth eating a burger, I noticed a fight happening, one that resulted in a knockout. The perpetrator was never caught.

The following was one of two booty pics I took. Both were taken on two separate occasions. Even tho it’s out of focus, this pic is my favorite of the two.

For real, who would not notice a big booty wearing sexy white shorts?

For the record, because it comes across as creepy, I no longer photograph candid booty shots.