Fuck Jason Momoa!

I got beef with actor Jason Momoa. True enough, I get jealous when I see female friends go all googly-eyed over his muscular physique. Yet, that’s not why I have beef with the man.

I never saw the 2011 box office bomb Conan the Barbarian. Yet, being a fan of the Conan comic books, I thought Momoa looked more like Conan than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger portrayed Conan twice. First in 1982. Then, in 1984

When I saw the incoherent 2017 Justice League movie, I still enjoyed Jason Momoa’s portrayal of Aquaman. This is why I plan on seeing the Aquaman movie.

So, what fires my beef with Jason Momoa? He married actress Lisa Bonet. In my high school days, I used to have a mad crush on Lisa Bonet. Then, that asshole Lenny Kravitz ruined it when he married her. Now, Mr. Momoa has to ruin everything.

That’s okay. I still plan on seeing Aquaman, anyway.

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.
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2 Responses to Fuck Jason Momoa!

  1. Damn,I feel for you Stone….having your hopes and dreams crushed by Aquaman. Well you could always chase bat crazy Amber Heard……

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