I got beef with actor Jason Momoa. True enough, I get jealous when I see female friends go all googly-eyed over his muscular physique. Yet, that’s not why I have beef with the man.
I never saw the 2011 box office bomb Conan the Barbarian. Yet, being a fan of the Conan comic books, I thought Momoa looked more like Conan than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger portrayed Conan twice. First in 1982. Then, in 1984.
So, what fires my beef with Jason Momoa? He married actress Lisa Bonet. In my high school days, I used to have a mad crush on Lisa Bonet. Then, that asshole Lenny Kravitz ruined it when he married her. Now, Mr. Momoa has to ruin everything.
That’s okay. I still plan on seeing Aquaman, anyway.