France’s Bootyphobia (A Serena Williams Poem)

French Tennis Federation bans tennis star Serena William’s tight-fitting cat suit.
Snooty Federation president says, “One must respect the game and the place.”

Serena Williams recently birthed a daughter.
Cat suit originally designed to prevent blood clots after daughter’s birth.

Think I know what’s going on.
French Tennis Federation suffering from bootyphobia.
What else could it be?

Past white tennis player Anne White wore a white body suit almost similar to Serena’s.
Wore it at Wimbledon in London,England.
White’s suit didn’t get banned.
Now, folks want to ban Serena’s suit.

I know the deal.
Serena’s beautiful round booty too much for snooty French people.
Same country who displayed a dead African woman’s booty for over 150 years.

Talking about the Black Venus.
During her lifetime?
Black Venus was paraded all over Europe as folks looked at her booty.

Now, Europeans all of a sudden suffering from bootyphobia.

Serena Williams came back wearing a tutu…and won.
Someone said it before: Respect the game?
Serena Williams is the game

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.
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