Are Conservatives More Attractive Than Liberals?

Yesterday on Facebook, my friend Libby Bear posted an article stating conservatives are more attractive than liberals. Actually, the article was quoting a scientific study by Rolfe Daus Peterson and Carl L. Palmer, a study published on the Cambridge University Press website.

Here’s a photo of me, a proud neo-libtard.

Blogger Patrick Scott Barnes AKA Stone Crazy

Photo by Todd Wandell

I am not ashamed to say I believe Hillary Clinton would have made a damned good President. Also, I  believe in Affirmative Action and women should be paid the same as men. Plus I have no problems with undocumented workers. Why?  Because my ass ain’t getting out in the hot sun picking vegetables, especially in crops full of dangerous pesticides. So, undocumented workers can enjoy the work as I remain inside enjoying the cool air-conditioner.

Okay, the last pic was too dark. Here’s another photo of me.

Blogger Patrick Scott Barnes AKA Stone Crazy Holding a Camera

Photo by blogger King Bob of savepleasureisland.blogspot.com

I never claimed to be good-looking. In high school, I never got the chicks. Many times,  I still don’t.

Yet, science has told me why: I don’t get the chicks because I’m an unattractive libtard. I can live with that scientific fact. Why? Because the scientific study says so. Also, scientific studies can’t be biased. Oh no, being biased is what the liberal media does.

To prove how ugly I am, I decided to search for a sexy conservative who’s around my age. That would be aged forty-something. In my search, I found the sexy Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz

According to science, all the ladies are creaming their panties over this hot Latino conservative stud.

According to science, Ted Cruz is muy guapo.

Ted Cruz 2

Well, at least, science has told me why I can’t get the chicks. It’s because I’m a libtard.

About Patrick Scott Barnes

Most of Central Florida knows Stone Crazy (Patrick Scott Barnes) as a poet. Yet, he also photographs, DJ and blogs. The rest of the time, the now sober blogger guzzles Diet Coke in Central Florida nightspots.
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